bbow's modular system

here's what I'm building...

Plan B

I'm new to modular synths. I started building a system around May of 2009.

Eurorack is the format that I am going with. At first I thought I might build a 'frankensynth' out of multiple formats. When I realized the complexity of multiple power supplies and mounting rails I decided to ditch the idea and go with a straight forward system.

One of the manufactures that caught my eye was Plan B.

What also caught my eye very quickly was the warnings against purchasing Plan B modules.

I'm not sure what happened, apparently some people bought direct and didn't receive their stuff and some stuff didn't work and was returned to Plan B but never fixed...

I really wanted a vector joystick for my system, Plan B is the only company that makes a vector device. I bought one through Big City Music and had no problems.

I hope everything works out for Plan B. The designer and owner of the company has some amazing ideas and I really want to see them come to fruition. I know some people are very angry and feel personally victimized, I hope things work out for them as well.

here are some of the modules that I thought would have been really cool...

not only would they have been cool, but they look sexy as hell.

Bagger 288

LOST and Jules Verne

parallels between LOST and Mysterious Island

Cyrus Harding and Jack Shephard

Neb and Kate 

Pencroft and James Sawyer

Aryton and Rousseau

Lamay and Sayid

Nemo and Benjamin Linus

Pirate Bob Harvey and Charles Widmore

Jane and Juliet

Alex and Nemo's daughter

Li and Richard

orangutang named Joop (clearly an homage)

Island with strange properties

monsters

hot air balloon

pirate ship

submarine

misfit group of castaways

scientist people

pirate people

Nemo's weapon and the buried atom bomb

building a raft

beach refuge

I'm sure there are tone more parallels.

I suspect that LOST will end with Ben helping the castaways, Widmore getting killed by the island and then the island being destroyed (Ben going down with the island), leaving the castways lost again to begin their next adventure.

Surly MacLaine

I don't care how many times you spin around on the beach hugging yourself, you're not God.

Unless I don't understand what the word God means.  

If it means; a tripped out hippie playing dervish on the beach then... 

...I guess there really is a God... 

...and it might explain a lot of design flaws in the human condition.

sound/noise toise

Electro-static synth interface



Hamster ball synth

Tribbel Synth

Japanese typewriter synth

Rubber monster in a beaker synth vs robot synth


vocal annunciation synth

bible criticism

Helow agane.  

There have been a few funny things happening lately concerning me and people with very strong convictions.  So I'm doing what I always do... I'm plotting to take over the world.

Before for we get into this highly charged topic of religion and sacred texts let me just say this;

I'm nobody of consequence, I'm just some dude.

I've been wrong more times than I can remember and every time I was wrong... I thought I was right.

I've said the right thing at the wrong time... the right thing the wrong way... and the right thing for all the wrong reasons.

So there.

I am not a mainstream Christian or a Bible literalist.

I tend to believe that all religions are more than their sacred texts.

And I believe that spirituality transcends religion.

Now then, my first year Religion professor hated all religions except for Egyptology.

I remember him trashing the story of Jonah because archaeological findings suggested that Nineva was much smaller than the account given in the Torah (okay, that was his beef? What about being eaten and regurgitated?  No problem with that?)

I loved the guy, he was a great teacher, but he was no anthropologist or construction worker.  Experts in ancient South American civilizations will tell you that the old mezzo empires were vast, much more so than the sparse ruins that survived the ages.  That's kind of a cool idea, the metropolis consumed by the jungle.  Some anthropologists speculate that if modern civilization were to expire that the only thing left after 100 years would be hotdogs and super highways.

I find this very easy to believe.  Being a former construction worker I have seen first hand how poorly structures are made these days.  My house was sheathed in 1/8 inch foam and then covered in vinyl siding.  This plus my drywall is the only thing standing between a thief and my LCD television.  An archeologist digging around the ruins of America might suspect that the nation's capital was pretty small, after all DC is dwarfed by it's surrounding foam/plastic suburbs.  

Maybe the ancient Assyrian's had better construction than American contractors.  I don't know.  I've also been to Dandora, it is the largest slum in the world, it can be seen from space.  One good natural disaster and it's all gone.  The only thing left would be foreign embassy buildings.  

Then again, all my jewish friends hyperbolize every detail of every story... but they do make better stories.

I guess that's why all my other professors were always going on about 'context'.  

They all claimed to be teaching on religious texts from the context of 'phenomenology', well that was bull shit.  They were the most... never mind.  

From the academic context, the 'serpent' in Genesis is just a snake and nothing else (because the book of Genesis doesn't say that it is anything other than a snake), from mainstream Christian tradition, it is Satan.

Since my old friend Matt reminded me of a hilarious story about a bald prophet cursing 42 kids with death by bear attack, I'll use that one to crit in a few different contexts (in the tradition of the Talmud I'll start with minority and go more mainstream).

Phenomenology

Here's a weird story where Elisha gets mocked by some kids saying 'go on up bald head!' and Elisha calls for TWO! bears to kill the kids (42 are slain) 'in the name of the lord'

Sweet, apparently Elisha is bald.

What does this mean?  

Was 'Go on up bald head' a reference to something in the northern kingdom?  an urban/thuglife philistine song perhaps? Did Elisha see the bears first and then prophesy ex eventu?  Was the scribe of 1 Kings just a baldy child-hater that had an agenda to insert a turd squirting fear of God in those would be bald head mockers?  I know that there was a different dialect spoken in the northern and southern kingdoms, perhaps 'go on up baldhead' meant 'hey you, with the bald head, look out for those bears' or 'please kill me'.

Judaism

It's just a story.  

I'm only half kidding here.  There are dozens of different kinds of Jews.  They could be national, ethnic, orthodox, reform, conservative, mystic, whatever.  Most Torah literalists died out after Antiochus Epiphanes.  The few Jews that I have known in the U.S. don't believe in God or an afterlife, but might believe in a 'messianic age'.  

Christian Tradition

No one in the Bible makes mistakes, if it happened then it is good and we must conform our logic to these moral contradictions.  

God did it and the kids were asking for it, Elisha is just a vessel of GOD's will.

All have fallen short of the glory of GOD and the wages of sin is death... the kids deserved it... in fact we all deserved it... it's only by the mercy of 'Bald head' that we are not all eaten by two bears.  

Bowhayism

Who cares?  Is there anything of worth to take away from this story?

I would find it very comforting to know that Elisha was just a dick.  I mean, I'm a lazy selfish jerk, but I would love to be used by God.  

I don't know if I believe in bear curses, but if I did then I would think that Elisha was GIVEN power by God early on and may have used it well sometimes and not so well other times.

Either way, I think it's a weird story.  I definitely would not take it as a prescribed world view, reflection of God's will, or model of good character. 

Alright, so I'm like totally not mainstream.  But I dare any of you baldies to curse me with carnivores bears.  That's how I want to go out... but it would be cool if they were undead cybernetic bears with alien DNA.  

On a more serious note, I would encourage those who get really defensive about their religious texts to relax a little bit.  If your faith is so fragile that it can be shattered by a bit of textual criticism then where is your faith really placed?  

The best things in life are unconditional, if you have a NEED for your book to a little inerrant idol then you don't deserve to have your faith, what you are looking for is certainty and insurance.  

Okay my stream of consciousness hit some rough waters there, I'm tired, figure it out yourself.